Digital Aphormisms

eBay

So eBay sent me an email this morning subjected “deals—-ending now!”

Well I was intrigued so I opened the email and up pops “suggestions based on your recent bids”

a little background: my recent bids have been for a Sigg water bottle and a Styx LP.

So I look at the “suggestions” and what do they suggest.. ANTLERS! I mean obviously that is a perfect match for my eco-friendly water bottle and classic rock LP. 
Cause every man I know takes his eco-friendly Sigg water bottle and a Styx LP out with them to the woods to hunt dear!!

*sigh* you stay class eBay. you. stay. classy.